The Funniest Person

I didn't mean to write this blog post, in fact by writing it here and now I am exercising my not too developed skill of being super spontaneous. Yet after having read through my friend Chris' tweets for the past month, I can't help but share some of them with you. You see, I always suspected that Chris was quite a funny person and always appreciated his humor when I was exposed to it. However, for some strange reason, whenever him and I hung out, circumstances dictated us to be very serious and business-like with each other so that often times I could never openly laugh at his jokes. After all, him and I were both on the same committee for the Psychology Society on campus. With Chris being the secretary of the society, I would get e-mails from him quite frequently. The other day, when I was clearing out my e-mail inbox, I happened to find a quite ancient one, where Chris forwarded and commented on an e-mail he had received from Big Brother. Inviting him to join. Needless to say he never accepted the offer.

Anyhow, his twitter account reads like a best of Buzzfeed. Below I picked my favorite tweets - from July only. I hope you find them as funny as I do:

• My parents ate all the fig rolls and I hate my life.
• YouTube just recommended I subscribe to the Eurovision Song Contest channel. Taking bets on how long my my self respect will hold out.
• This is a good website http://dustindiamondisadick.com/ 
• I have spent the past ten minutes looking at "huge cats" on Google Images…
• Protected my tweets, now waiting for the job offers to start rolling in.
• In response to this: I will love him like a son, Hugh. #ACNL
• I call this piece, "Pilly" 
• They announced Andy's win over the tannoy at King's Cross, but I like to think it was about my arrival. People cheered my arrival.
• When I got up this morning I sneezed so forcefully the tears in my eyes splashed the mirror. :( #pollencount #housebound

Also, I would have loved to post some of his funny vine videos, but I have a feeling I should ask for his permission first.